Celeb Sightings
Yesterday, I dropped my husband off at the airport, then went to In N Out Burger for dinner. This is because a) I can’t cook, b) my husband left town,…
Discontinued Ben and Jerry’s Flavors
I know, I know– I have been lazy about posting. Now that I met my daedline for my sample chapters, I’m staying away from the computer, because I am trying…
I Got Your Funny Robot Names Right Here
We’re in Houston today, but on the way there I noticed that someone named "Rooter" left a comment about wanting me to make a list of "Funny Robot Names," since…
At Least I Recycle…..
This is an open letter to car makers in the world. Hey, guess what? The Toyota Prius may be the right thing to do, but it looks like a shoe.…
I Can Laugh About It Now
Because I am a firm believer in the law of attraction (i.e. what you focus on, you get more of), I really couldn’t allow myself to talk about the month…
Christmas Crime Spree
Christmas started out with a bang this year….the first thing I did after driving up to Carmel was blatantly steal a cool-looking mug from a restaurant which I now cannot…
Dangerous Toys
Here is a post I’ve been working on for awhile, in honor of the holiday season, which does in fact seem to be upon us. The subject: dangerous toys. For…
Upate: Thanks, I’ll Pay Full Price
Just back from New York, where I have collected many new funny and strange anecdotes that will be appearing on this site soon. Here’s a list I made on the…
Lessons Learned From a Pimp
He gets on the bus in the middle of a long line of people, but I can already tell he’s special. It’s at least 75 degrees outside, he’s dressed in…
Jobs I Would Not Want
I know, jobs are hard to come by, and we should all be grateful for the gainful employment that we have. But for the record, here is a list of…