Christmas Crime Spree
Christmas started out with a bang this year….the first thing I did after driving up to Carmel was blatantly steal a cool-looking mug from a restaurant which I now cannot…
Dangerous Toys
Here is a post I’ve been working on for awhile, in honor of the holiday season, which does in fact seem to be upon us. The subject: dangerous toys. For…
Upate: Thanks, I’ll Pay Full Price
Just back from New York, where I have collected many new funny and strange anecdotes that will be appearing on this site soon. Here’s a list I made on the…
Lessons Learned From a Pimp
He gets on the bus in the middle of a long line of people, but I can already tell he’s special. It’s at least 75 degrees outside, he’s dressed in…