We’re in Houston today, but on the way there I noticed that someone named "Rooter" left a comment about wanting me to make a list of "Funny Robot Names," since clearly people are searching for that term, and apparently finding my post about the animatronic robot panhandler guy makes them laugh, but then they want some REAL funny robot names. Fine.
I really relied on my hilarious husband and his good friend Cory for this list, since frankly, I’m at a loss when it comes to thinking up names for robots. Like most girls, I didn’t really play with robots. In fact, if I had a robot right now, I actually wouldn’t want one that could kill or have laser beam eyes. I’d want one to do, like, administrative stuff for me, like paperwork and filing. However, "Paperwork 3000" sounds like just about the lamest robot in the whole world. He alphabetizes! He collates! He files! He fills out insurance forms in triplicate AND makes bank deposits!
Riiiigt. Here’s the list of funny robot names, courtesy of Stephan and Cory.
1. Pimp Bot. Actually, this one was popularized by Conan O’Brien, but I thought I’d throw it in there.
2. Death Juicer
3. Mekka Scott Bakula
4. The Elf Grinder
5. The Floss-Atron
6. Grumpbot
7. Muffy
8. Colonel Squeaky
9. Deathbunny 3000
10. Q-Tipomatic
11. Garth Vader
12. Ol’ Leaky
13. Twitchy
14. Mr. Atomic
15. Warren
16. Tracky McWhirrrrrrrrr!
17. Scram-O-Naut
18. Klak-Tor
19. Krautkrusher
20. Steve