I’m Back! Dr. Pepper Peeps, Kettle Corn Peeps, and a Fun Party Game Idea!
Hello again, and welcome back to this sadly neglected blog. Yes, I know I have only been posting here a few times per year. That is because I wrote four…
Funny Stuff
It’s Qream. With a Q.
Where I barf a little in my mouth over peach liqueur in an old lady bottle.
That Would Make a Great Indie Band Name
Where I offer some awesome names if you're going to start a band or an improv troop.
Throwing Stuff Away, or: my anti-Hoarders plan
I don’t really make New Year’s resolutions anymore, mostly because I try to always do the best that I can with myself during the year, and also because if I…
Bad Hair, Cabo Cantina Style
Over the weekend Stephan and I decided that we hadn't seen enough complete weirdos during the week, so we took a trip down to the Santa Monica Promenade, where every…
He Came to Play
So, first I will take care of business: my Los Angeles Book signing for Hollywood Car Wash is coming up this week: Hollywood Car Wash book signingWednesday, June 10thBook SoupWest…
Letting my Muppet freak flag fly…
If you've known me in person for any period of time, you are probably aware of the fact that I am no great athlete. It's fine with me, I'm healthy…
Maximizing the synergy of the situation
All week long I've been in a "cloud of poop," Tom Waits-listening kind of mood, where pipes are bursting, and people are not showing up or answering their voicemails, and…
You should go and read this now….
Every once in awhile I read something so funny, it makes me totally jealous, like I wish I wrote it. So today, I will abdicate the throne of funny to…
A long post, because I’m out of town….
I'm traveling for business and won't be posting again until Wednesday, but I thought I'd leave you with something substantial to chew on while I was away. Enjoy! I can't…