I know, I know– I have been lazy about posting. Now that I met my daedline for my sample chapters, I’m staying away from the computer, because I am trying to learn not to obsess about certain people emailing me about certain book deals. Apparently, patience is something I REALLY need to work on.
However, people are clamoring for the funny!
Here are some discontinued Ben and Jerry’s flavors that I think are amusing. I’m wondering how these ever got made in the first place, frankly.
1. Chocolate Orange Fudge. So wrong. Fruit and chocolate should not be mixed under any circumstances.
2. Concession Obsession. Steph iked this one, but I can definitely see why they stopped making it. Popcorn in ice cream? Not a very nice surprise.
3. Dastardly Mash. Sounds like it has potatoes in it.
4. Lemon Peppermint Carob Chip. So…..many…..flavors. Also, carob is a poor excuse for chocolate. Please refer to Halloween post.
5. S.N.A.F.U. (Strawberries Naturally All Fudged Up). Again, fruit and chocolate– no no NO!
6. Raspberry Gone Coconuts. Description says "buttery chunks of cookies," which in my opinion is enough to take it off the market right there.
7. Cantaloupe. Already disgusting as a fruit. Why not make a sorbet out of it?
8. Rainforest Crunch. Way too hippie-fied. Also, brazil nuts have a weird flavor.
9. Grape Nut. No, not a typo. That cereal that’s getting stale because your dad bought it and NEVER eats it? Also a discontinued Ben & Jerry’s flavor.
10. Miz Jelena’s Sweet Potato Pie. Wow– racism, AND a disgusting flavor. Two for one!