911? Really?
So, over the holidays I started seeing this sign "CALL 911 FOR DRUNK DRIVERS." Granted, maybe I saw it more because I was driving around more during the holidays (like,…
Opinions I Have That You Probably Don’t Share
Sad Holiday Songs, Volume I
We’re leaving for New York on Sunday, so I’m trying to get all my funny in before we do, since when I travel I end up writing all my blog…
I’m Having a Chocolate Moment Right Now
You know, those Dove individual chocolates are really good. First I started eating the dark chocolate ones, because (I can’t believe I’m admitting this) I read in a women’s magazine…
Top Ten Story Songs of All Time
In honor of the fact that I am going to see my friend Joe Henry in concert on Friday with Loudon Wainwright III, and also because I have been asked…
Celebrity Smug
Top Ten Most Smug Celebrities I started this list after seeing this photo of Elizabeth Hasselbeck that made me, for some reason, want to punch her in the face. It’s…
Throwing it all away…..
This is a continuation of yesterday’s post, where I was talking about people who are grateful to have their jobs. This is the other side of the spectrum– the kids…
Planted like the mighty oak…..
OK, so Amy Winehouse is a total mess– has amazing talent, but can’t stay off the drugs. Same thing with Lindsay, Britney, and whatever other self-sabotaging idiot that’s in the…
Wow, wonder what this guy believes in….
So, I’m a liberal (not a freaky liberal, but I definitely have some democratic-leaning-toward-liberal) ideas. And, that’s probably all you’re ever going to know, because I really think it’s uncivilized…
They Solicited Me, So I’m Allowed to Mock Them.
A few days ago when I got home, there were two women knocking on the door of the house next door to mine. Now, I know for a fact that…
Only if I Can Go Home….
A few months ago at a little-kid birthday party held at a bowling alley, where 25 (or 10,000) 6 year olds, high on sugar, created a decibel level heretofore unknown…