I Can Laugh About It Now
Because I am a firm believer in the law of attraction (i.e. what you focus on, you get more of), I really couldn’t allow myself to talk about the month…
Christmas Crime Spree
Christmas started out with a bang this year….the first thing I did after driving up to Carmel was blatantly steal a cool-looking mug from a restaurant which I now cannot…
Dangerous Toys
Here is a post I’ve been working on for awhile, in honor of the holiday season, which does in fact seem to be upon us. The subject: dangerous toys. For…
Upate: Thanks, I’ll Pay Full Price
Just back from New York, where I have collected many new funny and strange anecdotes that will be appearing on this site soon. Here’s a list I made on the…
Lessons Learned From a Pimp
He gets on the bus in the middle of a long line of people, but I can already tell he’s special. It’s at least 75 degrees outside, he’s dressed in…
Jobs I Would Not Want
I know, jobs are hard to come by, and we should all be grateful for the gainful employment that we have. But for the record, here is a list of…
I Use Words to Make Funny
The other night I was at a business dinner….the guy sitting next to me was an executive at Ogilvy, the advertising agency. The woman next to him was this older…
Unneccessary Words
We were in New Orleans last week, so please excuse the lack of postage. By the way, I have received a few emails from people who have observed things THEY…
Muppet 101
I’m sure I’ve mentioned the term “Muppet” enough times to where I really should define how I’m using it, so here I go. In addition to being a cuddly, amusing,…
Halloween Dissed!
So, we spent some quality time preparing for our first Halloween in a real house….like, carved a pumpkin (see the Gene Simmons entry), bought the good candy, hung paper ghosts…