Halloween Dissed!
So, we spent some quality time preparing for our first Halloween in a real house….like, carved a pumpkin (see the Gene Simmons entry), bought the good candy, hung paper ghosts…
A Halloween Candy Post, Inspired By Ashley’s Mom
Update: Wiki-How has just posted an article on "How to Give Healthy Halloween Treats." It includes many of these lame items, plus much much more (cheese sticks, anyone? miniature jigsaw…
Kiedis-isms
I have been listening to Stadium Arcadium all day, and something has just occurred to me. While the Red Hot Chili Peppers are, frankly, unrivaled in my book in terms…
The Groovy Schwartzman
The Groovy Schwartzman is back by popular demand! Now, with new additions, both to the "regular names" and "celebrity names" section….feel free to reply with more! It starts with cupcakes.…
Animatronic Man Makes More Money Panhandling Than Homeless Guy Right Next to Him
This is a little confusing to comprehend at first, so I’ve included a photo. There is a Sav-On Pharmacy right down the street from my house. In preparation for Halloween,…
How Hard Can it Be?
How hard can it be to GIVE AWAY a perfectly good bed? Well, in case you were wondering, it can be pretty darn hard. Because, despite imminent global warming and…
Jean Paul Sartre Cookbook
I love this….it’s old, but it makes me laugh every time. The Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbookby Marty Smith We have recently been lucky enough to discover several previously lost diaries of…