Where I Hulk Out on Customer Service Reps
Where I hulk out on a customer service rep from my insurance company, and Stephan laughs.
People Baffle Me Sometimes
Yeah, couldn’t see that coming at all
So– Mel Gibson and his Russian baby mama have apparently broken up, and now they are getting restraining orders against each other and trying to work out custody arrangements and…
There’s Parkour, and then there’s STOP DOING THAT! STOP IT!
Someone I know from high school works in production on that show “The Dudesons,” which I guess is this super hard-core version of Parkour. But, let’s be honest, I had…
By the Way….
The notorious SCRAM alcohol ankle bracelet is back, and again I'm wondering how it works. Do they bolt it into your skin, Terminator-style, so it senses the alcohol in your…
By the Way….
This is rapidly becoming the blog where I say somewhat inappropriate things about the recently deceased, but I can't help myself. Did you read where Gary Coleman's parents are shocked…
I Am a One-Person James Cameron Protest
Remember that day back in 1998 when James Cameron declared himself “King of the World” and has been acting like the World’s Biggest Douchebag ever since? Yeah, that was the…
Locked Up Abroad, for Being a Bonehead
Listen, I know I am a website expert and all, but don't bother telling me that my blog has formatting problems, because it's on TYPEPAD and TYPEPAD IS WEIRD and…
Heidi Montag: What the what?
So, oh my God, did you see the People Magazine this week with Heidi Montag and all the plastic surgery? It is so disturbing, I barely know where to begin.…
This Just In: It’s Raining in Los Angeles. Get Off the Road!
Yesterday the first rain drop descended from the sky (after all, it IS fall), and just like that, a rash of traffic accidents began in Los Angeles. Oh, did you…
Depeche Mode, the SNIFTER, and….what else have you been up to?
First off, Stephan had a great birthday– thank you for asking. He got some awesome gifts like a wonderful bottle of wine and new iPhone, and he has been talking…