1. Mrs. Freshley’s Cinnamon Buns 2. Pop Weaver Microwave Popped Corn! 3. Fancy Foods minced guava 4. Sunny Sea Imitation Abalone Bits 5. Sunny Sea Baby Cuttlefish 6. Eazy Squeeze…
REAL PRODUCTS FROM THE SKYMALL CATALOG New! iJoy ZipConnect massage chair features awesome built-in alumunum-cone stereo speakers and subwoofer for your iPod or MP3! The Telescoping Duster removes distant cobwebs…
I was reading Vogue the other night before I went to sleep—several snippet-sized articles about a pregnant ballerina and a really tall nightclub owner, as well as something about Drew…
Of all the LA to New York flights (and I’ve taken them all), the 8:30 am flight has got to be one of the worst. You have to get up…
Groovy Nipples is sweeping the nation! Really. Approximately 800 people have read this story, I’ve gotten a bunch of new additions to the list, and today I got this email:…
Sometimes, it’s funny how far the universe will go, just to make me laugh. The other day I was answering what was probably my 400th email when I opened one…
1 …Hello? ….Again? …Fuck! ….“You tell him that it doesn’t matter if he smokes it or chews it or snorts it, it’s still going to kill him.” …..Well, this time…
Someone told me once that if you put a frog in a pot of cold water, then slowly turn up the heat, the frog won’t notice the change, and suddenly…
