Subway new product = #fail. This made-up word makes me sad.
I totally understand that companies need to test new products, but this kind of “whole new word” strategy always baffles me. The punniness of it makes me embarrassed to…
These Conversations Are 100% Real.
So, we're walking through the grocery store the other day, and we notice that Lysol has this new line of specialty products. This one, in particular, looks so hard-core, it…
Dear McDonald’s: I’m Not Buying Your Smoothies. Here’s Why.
I keep seeing this commercial in my Hulu Plus while I'm watching Shark Tank (and again, I will throw this out there, WHY DOES HULU PLUS HAVE COMMERCIALS WHEN I'M…
Quaker Up, Why Don’t You?
You guys! Every time I see this commercial, I think they mean "Quaker Up" kind of like "Man Up" or "Cowboy Up" or "Nut Up," like just grow some balls…
Public Radio Name Generator!
I don't know if I ever mentioned this, but Stephan and I actually made the Public Radio Name Generator. It's a fun website where you can put in your regular…
Oreo Weirdness, and also, Oreo Nutrition Facts
Where I ponder Oreo cookies paired with coffee, and tell you about Oreo nutrition facts.
Happy Memorial Day, and also: Dunkin Donuts now has tuna wraps
First of all, is now a good time to say that I love holidays where people have the day off from work? This gives me time to get caught up…
Here’s a Brochure About Penile Self-Injection. Let’s Talk About It.
So, I was at the lady doctor the other day (get over it, women have to go every year), and while I was on the way out, I noticed a…
Are Those People in the Discover Card Commercial the Same Actor? (Part 2)
Where I further ponder that weird Discover Card series where the actors look similar.
Photo Funny for Your Saturday
BY LORI CULWELL First off, thank you to several friendly people who informed me that “Beets and Horseradish” is like, a totally commonplace thing in Jewish households. Ok then! I…