I Read People Magazine, OK?
I want to start this post already defensive, like listing my credentials so you won't lose respect for me when I get to the punchline I went to college…
How dare you: poop edition
First and foremost, let me say thank you– your calls, emails, and comments have been very nice, and have made me at least more accepting of the fact that it's…
Just….how dare you?
Anxiety update: a doctor in Los Angeles had a cancellation! It's a miracle! I will let you know what he says after I go there on Thursday. Until then, any…
Oh yeah. I pushed it too far.
Maybe you’ve known me for a long time and known I have dealt with an "anxiety problem" in various forms for my whole life. Or maybe you don't! Hey, I suppose if you’re one…
I still think it’s a good idea.
I got this "weird names of signs" email forward the other day, and I thought I would include a few highlights while telling you this idea I'm kicking around that…
Ultimate Wrestling is Totally Gay. Discuss.
Dude! I want you to know that I have been writing posts, and then Typepad has been messing them up. Like last when, when it cut a paragraph-size chunk…
Um, sir….that’s not a swimsuit. Those are your underpants.
Over the weekend our friends Jack and Brooke came into town (hi Jack and Brooke!) and we took them to the Third Street Promenade, because we were pretty sure they…
Real Estate Makes People Crazy, Volume iii
I have been looking at real estate here in Los Angeles for several months now, in search of the perfect “no one will bother us” piece of property. If you’re…
This Just In: It’s Raining in Los Angeles. Get Off the Road!
Yesterday the first rain drop descended from the sky (after all, it IS fall), and just like that, a rash of traffic accidents began in Los Angeles. Oh, did you…
Keen observations on life, observed while under the influence of fever
So, being sick is boring. Last week I had a fever for five days in a row, which I guess would be abnormal if it wasn’t for the freaky white…