Yeah, couldn’t see that coming at all
So– Mel Gibson and his Russian baby mama have apparently broken up, and
now they are getting restraining orders against each other and trying
to work out custody arrangements and she's living off of credit cards,
blah blah blah.
These two– just, oh my God. Do they not seem like a ticking time bomb of crazy, even in pictures where they are supposedly together and happy?
I know this sounds mean and I don't know either of them so who am I
to talk, but….does this woman remind anyone else of the
housekeeper from The Sopranos (the one with one leg who had an affair
with Tony)? She has that look in her eye like she was already coming unglued
before she had crazy Mel Gibson's baby. And, Mel Gibson, just don't even get
me started on how you can see him around Santa Monica all the time, and
how much he needs to get over himself, and how if you're in an elevator
with him, he will wait for you to acknowledge his Mel Gibson-ness, so I
can only imagine what it's like if you live with him and think you're
going to be the one to change him, and he's this cipher of neediness who
occasionally gets loaded and spews weird and hateful rhetoric about women and the Jews. These two really fall under the "too weird for real life" category, like– what do they talk about? How do they do regular things like go to the grocery store and take out the garbage? Are either of them capable of paying a bill, or getting a driver's license, or walking a dog? I know, I know, they have people who do these things for them, but you see my point. I don't think you'd call either of them "down to earth," so why would it be reasonable to think they could settle down and have a baby and be in a relationship and have that go well?
Also, how
is it helpful for her to tell TMZ that she was dating him for two years while he was still married? Does she think that revelation is going
to impact his divorce? Or rather, does she think that her having his
baby is even the tip of the iceberg of what must be in those divorce
papers? Ha! Robin Gibson was with him for more than 20 years
and had six kids with him– I'm guessing the seventy bazillion dollars
she's getting in that divorce settlement is holding back a dam of
secrets and that it is probably impossible to surprise her at
this point, and that she went "oh, crazy Russian girlfriend and love child? Have fun with that. I'm done."
I'm. Just. Saying.
This is a situation for which the phrase "hot mess" was created.