Halloween Dissed!
So, we spent some quality time preparing for our first Halloween in a real house….like, carved a pumpkin (see the Gene Simmons entry), bought the good candy, hung paper ghosts…
People Baffle Me Sometimes
How Hard Can it Be?
How hard can it be to GIVE AWAY a perfectly good bed? Well, in case you were wondering, it can be pretty darn hard. Because, despite imminent global warming and…
An Open Letter to the World
Stop It. Stop talking on your cellphone in the library. Stop standing too close behind the person using the ATM. Stop bringing your six month old baby to MOMA. Stop…
Cellphone Conversations Overheard in Line at My Post Office, Causing Postal Workers to Put Up a Sign Reading “No Cellphones at the Counter”
1 …Hello? ….Again? …Fuck! ….“You tell him that it doesn’t matter if he smokes it or chews it or snorts it, it’s still going to kill him.” …..Well, this time…