Locked Up Abroad, for Being a Bonehead
Listen, I know I am a website expert and all, but don't bother telling me that my blog has formatting problems, because it's on TYPEPAD and TYPEPAD IS WEIRD and…
More Hoarders, and how I was dissed by a French film director
Once again, I have been writing these updates in my notebook, and then transcribing them becomes a burden, and I figure “ I already wrote that” so it doesn’t actually…
Heidi Montag: What the what?
So, oh my God, did you see the People Magazine this week with Heidi Montag and all the plastic surgery? It is so disturbing, I barely know where to begin.…
Yes, that’s right.
Today is my birthday, and I will be celebrating by working, enjoying my Facebook and Twitter birthday wishes, then eating a fancy steak dinner and probably some cupcakes, then some…
My favorite Hoarders moment
Oh, oh my gosh—I think I forgot the very best part of one of my favorite Hoarders episodes—the part that was so ironic and yet probably not intended to be…
The Hollywood Car Wash: too soon?
I've been wanting to mention this since the untimely demise of Brittany Murphy during Christmas break, but I would just like to say that I mentioned Murphy herself several years…
Throwing Stuff Away, or: my anti-Hoarders plan
I don’t really make New Year’s resolutions anymore, mostly because I try to always do the best that I can with myself during the year, and also because if I…
Huffington Post Alert: Notes from the Virtual Graveyard
Today I'm coming to you from the Huffington Post, talking more about my "death and technology" obsession. Go and read that right now, won't you?
Happy New Year, and Back to Business
Let’s see, where to begin? I will say, it’s much easier to just post little updates as you go on Facebook or Twitter, but I’m trying to stay true to…