My Printer is Asking Me Questions.
Seriously—I just tried to print something with my printer that, as you know, I have a complicated relationship with because IT WILL NOT SCAN but I’m too stubborn (or cheap)…
Where We Pose the Question– WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?
OK, you’re waiting in line behind someone for the bathroom at Starbucks. Assuming that you saw this person and that they did not look like a homeless junkie who is…
Gardein Wants to “Sweep Me Off My Meat.” I Object.
I don’t know why, but I’ve been listening to Pandora a lot lately, and as you know, Pandora has advertisements if you don’t upgrade (as to opposed to Hulu Plus,…
You Guys! Come on! It’s KOALAFORNIA DREAMING!
I know, like, what kind of a cold-hearted monster am I for mocking a koala-themed park, but the name is SO BAD. My friend Katie sent this one to…
Even More Photo Funny. I Can’t Help It.
I know, you're probably going to be like "oh, Culwell isn't writing enough, she's falling back on the funny photos, and ordinarily I would totally be all "You're right, I'm…
A Strange Wine Store Ad, No?
This ad was sent to me by my friend Katie from grad school. You'll remember Katie from her outstanding photo "French Bread on Windshield." Katie has excellent taste in absurdity,…
Subway new product = #fail. This made-up word makes me sad.
I totally understand that companies need to test new products, but this kind of “whole new word” strategy always baffles me. The punniness of it makes me embarrassed to…
These Conversations Are 100% Real.
So, we're walking through the grocery store the other day, and we notice that Lysol has this new line of specialty products. This one, in particular, looks so hard-core, it…
Dear McDonald’s: I’m Not Buying Your Smoothies. Here’s Why.
I keep seeing this commercial in my Hulu Plus while I'm watching Shark Tank (and again, I will throw this out there, WHY DOES HULU PLUS HAVE COMMERCIALS WHEN I'M…
Quaker Up, Why Don’t You?
You guys! Every time I see this commercial, I think they mean "Quaker Up" kind of like "Man Up" or "Cowboy Up" or "Nut Up," like just grow some balls…