These Conversations Are 100% Real.
So, we're walking through the grocery store the other day, and we notice that Lysol has this new line of specialty products. This one, in particular, looks so hard-core, it…
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Dear McDonald’s: I’m Not Buying Your Smoothies. Here’s Why.
I keep seeing this commercial in my Hulu Plus while I'm watching Shark Tank (and again, I will throw this out there, WHY DOES HULU PLUS HAVE COMMERCIALS WHEN I'M…
Quaker Up, Why Don’t You?
You guys! Every time I see this commercial, I think they mean "Quaker Up" kind of like "Man Up" or "Cowboy Up" or "Nut Up," like just grow some balls…
Public Radio Name Generator!
I don't know if I ever mentioned this, but Stephan and I actually made the Public Radio Name Generator. It's a fun website where you can put in your regular…
Oreo Weirdness, and also, Oreo Nutrition Facts
Where I ponder Oreo cookies paired with coffee, and tell you about Oreo nutrition facts.
Happy Memorial Day, and also: Dunkin Donuts now has tuna wraps
First of all, is now a good time to say that I love holidays where people have the day off from work? This gives me time to get caught up…
Here’s a Brochure About Penile Self-Injection. Let’s Talk About It.
So, I was at the lady doctor the other day (get over it, women have to go every year), and while I was on the way out, I noticed a…
Photo Funny for Your Saturday
BY LORI CULWELL First off, thank you to several friendly people who informed me that “Beets and Horseradish” is like, a totally commonplace thing in Jewish households. Ok then! I…
How to Get On Shark Tank: a Semi-Serious Guide
How to Get On Shark Tank: Where I give you the semi-serious guidelines for how to do well on the show "Shark Tank," based on my being a little obsessed…
I Make Myself Laugh Sometimes
As part of my "organize everything in 2013" project, I am going through photos, re-categorizing them, and re-naming them so they can actually be found. Here is one I happened…