You Know– for the “Average Size Stump”
Here's another example of "Stuff I Don't Understand in Home Depot." Is this a bottle of some kind of magic potion, or perhaps acid? Because I was to…
Product Photography Fail
Here’s a sign that made me think– Hmmmm, maybe it would have been better to just show an avocado and some cilantro. Because, to be honest with you, I love…
My CitiBike Commercial, But in Real Life on the Subway
So, the other day we're on the subway , and it's hot, and it's crowded, and suddenly our conversation turned into a commercial/ public service announcement, but like, if I…
Things I Have Actually Said At Home Depot (Sort of a List)
As you might remember, I have love/ hate/ fascination with Home Depot and the people who work there. Many of the things they sell at Home Depot are mysterious to…
I Cry Facebook Entrapment!
OK, so, you know how Facebook has been really pushing that “here are some people you might know” feature? In case you’re not familiar, it looks like this: Again, please…
Honey Boo Boo Scratch N Sniff: Ashley is Outraged
Today I am passing the mic to my super-funny friend Ashley Waterson. Ashley and I used to do improv together at Improv Olympic in Los Angeles, and we have been…
Pixies “Bagboy” and Patton Oswalt: the Hot Pocket Connection
I don't know if you've heard, but the Pixies have a new song out (the first one in nine years!). I want to play it here for you today…
New York Subway Sign: Confusing at Best
This is the kind of sign that you see in the subway in NYC, and you stand there staring at it for awhile, and then your mind goes straight to…
Any Size…..But Not Really
This fantastic sign was sent to me by one of my high school friends, who thought I would appreciate the rich irony of the wording. Personally, I really like the…
This Styx Video is Most Fantastic. Let’s Watch
Stephan and I were playing an "iPod wars" game last weekend, and this is the song I wanted to play, but we didn't have it in our music collection. Imagine…