Why Is This a Thing?
I have amassed quite a large number of photos in my phone and notes in my notebook of things that are baffling, which leads us to another edition of "Why…
Anniversaries, Friends, Sentiments (and no photo)
Today Stephan and I have been married for twelve years. TWELVE, man—that’s a long time! So long, in fact, that there was no digital camera involved in the taking of…
Dudes!
Hey, you know what? If you happen to be outside of a Trader Joe’s one day (like yesterday), and you see four dudes trying to get someone’s keys out of…
Bizarre Facebook Ads, Culwell Blogs, and Other Things
Isn't it just always the case that the minute you're almost done with a blog post featuring bizarro Facebook ads, you happen upon a post written by someone else that…
I Like to State the Obvious
First of all, I just wanted to say that someone decided to mock me on Facebook just now, and to that person, you know what? You're an ass. If…
Why I Hate Summer by Steve C.
I wrote this post about how much I hate summer and how glad I am that September is almost here, and then I sent it to my husband, and what…
Don’t Worry, This Story Has a Happy (If a Little Absurd) Ending
OK, so, I was waiting until I had the whole story of this before I said anything because I didn’t want everyone to freak out. That is a totally great…
Oh, I’ll Mark the Spot All Right.
Hey, did you know that today is the birthday of my amazing and cool husband Stephan Cox? Yep. There is already a Fudgie the Whale cake in the freezer with…
Notes from the Dog
Don’t ask me why, but Stephan and I were recently talking about how sometimes you have more than one pet, and those pets totally love each other, to the point…
Live Blogging the US Weekly
I’m sure you know (from the snarky celebrity parody novel that I wrote) that I like to read celebrity gossip/ news magazines to decompress my brain at the end of…