Just….How Dare You?
A month or so ago, in response to that post about "what kind of idiot would bag up their dog's poop and then leave it right there on the grass?",…
Happy Black Friday, or “Stop Accosting Me When I Come Out of Whole Foods, You Hippie”
First of all, no—I did not go to Walmart, or Best Buy, or any of the other places offering huge deals for Black Friday. Even though I do love saving…
Happy Thanksgiving, or “I Have Been Neglecting You”
Yes, it's true, I haven't posted in a week. OMG! But, if you only knew about the busyness! The driving! The DRIVING! I think I have talked to more…
Coffee is for Closers, or “I Make People Cry.”
In response to several comments made to my “I make customer service people cry” post from the other day, the answer is yes—I am available if you’d like to hire…
Yes, that is Stephan in Your Whole Foods
So, a month or so ago, people started telling Stephan that they saw him in Whole Foods. Stephan is often mistaken for Jeremy Piven, that French guy Jean Reno from…
Oh yes. There will be flies.
Dude! I’m so sorry, I’ve been totally swamped with work, and my refinance, and some other BIG BIG things we’re working on that I’ll have to tell you about when…
Really? New bank edition.
A couple of months ago a Blockbuster Video location in my neighborhood went out of business, or I guess technically they just closed that location, since the chain itself is…
Jim Maloy was right and I was wrong, or: Starbucks has jumped the shark.
The subject of today's post is Starbucks Coffee, namely how I am mad at them from a branding standpoint because while they continue to burn their coffee (thereby not fulfilling…
Chaz Bono: Really?
I'm sorry if I'm out of line here, and I just want to go on the record as saying I have absolutely no issue one way or the other when…
Worst Los Angeles Freeway Exits, or….you are now lost.
Just a heads up, this post will probably only be amusing to you if you've ever lived in or spent alot of time in Los Angeles, where bad traffic and the route…