Friday Photos, Because I’m on the Plane….
Yep, I'm on the plane today, loaded up on Xanax and making my way back to the east coast, so you know what that means– I have to leave you…
Things I Think Are Funny, But You May Not
Perhaps a visit to your physician is in order…
So—how’s it going? Yes, it smells like smoke in our neighborhood and air quality has been very bad, which is why we were indoors for most of the weekend, except…
Dove Chocolate Epigrams, or– Someone Has Emotional Problems…
I'm surprised I'm even writing this right now, since I spent the weekend alternately working very hard on another book deadline and screwing around on Facebook (one has to really…
Yet Another Post About My Love for Costco.
Yes, it’s Costco post time again. I know, you’re probably thinking "they’re two people– what can they need at Costco all the time?" But, you know, Stephan and I are…
Corporate Candy, Cholesterol, and My Grandma
I pulled this advertisement out of the in-flight magazine in the airplane last week– as you can see it then floated around in my bag for a few days, where…
Did You Know?
Hey, did you know that the singer Seal used to have lupus, but now it’s in remission? Yeah, it’s how he got those scars on his face. And, speaking of…
Oh, by the way…..
Yesterday I drove by the Westside Rentals guy, and he was wearing a skirt and had on a hat in the shape of Goofy on his head. So yeah, apparently…
Animatronic Man Makes More Money Panhandling Than Homeless Guy Right Next to Him
This is a little confusing to comprehend at first, so I’ve included a photo. There is a Sav-On Pharmacy right down the street from my house. In preparation for Halloween,…
Lou Reed is Cozy
So, my friend Daniel works for Richard Foreman’s theater company the Ontological in New York, and we went to see the new show a few weeks ago when we were…