About Me
I am Lori Culwell. I find many things strange and interesting. In this photo, I am either very small, or Bob from Bob’s Big Boy is very large. The late…
Lou Reed is Cozy
So, my friend Daniel works for Richard Foreman’s theater company the Ontological in New York, and we went to see the new show a few weeks ago when we were…
This is the weirdest website I have ever seen
It’s absurd and unitentionally funny, all in one package (and with a song!) http://www.globalaigs.org/ The website for the Association of International Glaucoma Studies….check out the little pop-up people. Crazy!
REAL PRODUCTS FROM THE 99 CENT STORE BY MY HOUSE, WHERE EVERYTHING IS 99 CENTS
1. Mrs. Freshley’s Cinnamon Buns 2. Pop Weaver Microwave Popped Corn! 3. Fancy Foods minced guava 4. Sunny Sea Imitation Abalone Bits 5. Sunny Sea Baby Cuttlefish 6. Eazy Squeeze…
REAL PRODUCTS FROM THE SKYMALL CATALOG
REAL PRODUCTS FROM THE SKYMALL CATALOG New! iJoy ZipConnect massage chair features awesome built-in alumunum-cone stereo speakers and subwoofer for your iPod or MP3! The Telescoping Duster removes distant cobwebs…
Madonna Doesn’t Email
I was reading Vogue the other night before I went to sleep—several snippet-sized articles about a pregnant ballerina and a really tall nightclub owner, as well as something about Drew…
I Bet You Didn’t Even Think Something Like This Was Possible
Of all the LA to New York flights (and I’ve taken them all), the 8:30 am flight has got to be one of the worst. You have to get up…
The Groovy Schwartzman, Part II
Groovy Nipples is sweeping the nation! Really. Approximately 800 people have read this story, I’ve gotten a bunch of new additions to the list, and today I got this email:…
Pegleg
Sometimes, it’s funny how far the universe will go, just to make me laugh. The other day I was answering what was probably my 400th email when I opened one…
Cellphone Conversations Overheard in Line at My Post Office, Causing Postal Workers to Put Up a Sign Reading “No Cellphones at the Counter”
1 …Hello? ….Again? …Fuck! ….“You tell him that it doesn’t matter if he smokes it or chews it or snorts it, it’s still going to kill him.” …..Well, this time…