REAL PRODUCTS FROM THE SKYMALL CATALOG
New! iJoy ZipConnect massage chair features awesome built-in alumunum-cone stereo speakers and subwoofer for your iPod or MP3!
The Telescoping Duster removes distant cobwebs
This personal alcohol breath-screening device is approved by the NHTSA!
THE WORLD’S LARGEST CROSSWORD PUZZLE.
Holding a Guinness record for its size, this crossword hangs on a full 7′ by 7′ of wall space and has 28,000 clues for over 91,000 squares.
POP-UP HOT DOG COOKER.
Like a pop-up toaster, this unique kitchen appliance prepares two hot dogs and buns in minutes.
THE LIGHTWEIGHT PET STROLLER.
For walks, trips to the vet, or travel, this lightweight stroller is as easy to push as a baby carriage, and keeps pets safe, ventilated, and shaded.
LAWN AERATOR SANDALS
Aerating your lawn is as easy as taking a walk!
Aerating your lawn revitalizes hard, compacted soil, and helps prevent thatch buildup, but lawn services charge a mint for this service. Why not do it yourself? Just strap these "sandals" over your shoes and take a walk over your lawn.
Realistic "Boulder" Disguises Yard Problems
Hide unsightly or dangerous problem areas in your yard or garden with our multiplepurpose Mock Rocks.
CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN
Professional-quality chocolate fountain tops the rest.
Similar chocolate fountains are making the party circuit, but they simply cannot compare to this elegant stainless steel version. It works as beautifully as it looks, carrying melted chocolate from the base to the top of its tower to gracefully flow over each tier.
BASHO THE SUMO WRESTLER
"Basho, The Sumo Wrestler" Sculpture
Add a touch of the Far East with Basho, a traditional Sumo practitioner of one of the world’s oldest martial arts.
DOG SUCTION CUP
Break your dog’s annoying jumping habit by attaching his collar to this large suction cup and harness.
"Palm-Frond" Fan Blades create a more uniform air flow throughout the room.
They’re designed to look and act as real palm-frond fans, evenly distributing air from the ends of the blades, rather than directly down, so there’s no annoying downdraft.
BOOM BAG! Boom box in a bag lets you carry your music wherever you go!