Well well well, where have I been?
Oh yeah– I've been driving a big dog across the country in a Prius during Stormageddon, then totally wearing out my welcome at my friends' houses while I look for…
Toyota Across America!
Toyota has been getting a lot of bad press lately, so I will combine an update as to where I’ve been for the past few weeks with a plug for…
Locked Up Abroad, for Being a Bonehead
Listen, I know I am a website expert and all, but don't bother telling me that my blog has formatting problems, because it's on TYPEPAD and TYPEPAD IS WEIRD and…
More Hoarders, and how I was dissed by a French film director
Once again, I have been writing these updates in my notebook, and then transcribing them becomes a burden, and I figure “ I already wrote that” so it doesn’t actually…
Heidi Montag: What the what?
So, oh my God, did you see the People Magazine this week with Heidi Montag and all the plastic surgery? It is so disturbing, I barely know where to begin.…
Yes, that’s right.
Today is my birthday, and I will be celebrating by working, enjoying my Facebook and Twitter birthday wishes, then eating a fancy steak dinner and probably some cupcakes, then some…
My favorite Hoarders moment
Oh, oh my gosh—I think I forgot the very best part of one of my favorite Hoarders episodes—the part that was so ironic and yet probably not intended to be…
The Hollywood Car Wash: too soon?
I've been wanting to mention this since the untimely demise of Brittany Murphy during Christmas break, but I would just like to say that I mentioned Murphy herself several years…
Throwing Stuff Away, or: my anti-Hoarders plan
I don’t really make New Year’s resolutions anymore, mostly because I try to always do the best that I can with myself during the year, and also because if I…
Huffington Post Alert: Notes from the Virtual Graveyard
Today I'm coming to you from the Huffington Post, talking more about my "death and technology" obsession. Go and read that right now, won't you?