Yup, still here. Sore throat. Bad mood.
Hey, you know what? I had a post I was working on last week, and I never finished it, so while I knew I was working on the blog, to…
Betty White Shows the Kids How It’s Done
Saturday Night Live—oh my GOD. Finally it was funny again! I think this episode did a really good job of being funny AND showing us what is wrong with the…
Let’s Talk About My Mr. Bill Dog Toy, Shall We?
I got several comments that the last post freaked everyone out– my bad. Sorry, okay? Clearly I don’t know where the line is between “Funny” and just “Strange.” Well, rest…
Did I Stutter?
I’m sure it doesn’t surprised you to know that many of these blog posts start as strange situations or thoughts that I have, and then I call Stephan on the…
The Hills: Post Game Analysis: OMG, a butt job?
First of all, global disclaimer, I watch The Hills for work, so get off my back. Once you get past the fact that the whole thing is staged, it’s actually…
Yarn, and Sundries, and Toothpick Models. That’s what Michaels is made of.
So, my friend Brooke had a baby a week ago Saturday, and I seriously doubt she is reading this, but if she is, Congratulations Brooke! Great job! Anyhoo, I got…
I Am a One-Person James Cameron Protest
Remember that day back in 1998 when James Cameron declared himself “King of the World” and has been acting like the World’s Biggest Douchebag ever since? Yeah, that was the…
When Prince Comes a Knockin…..
So, in response to yesterday's post about my super-weird dreams, my friend Jim commented that most of his dreams involve Prince. I am going to go ahead and not focus…
So, I don’t know if anyone else has the weirdest dreams in the world—not only do I have super weird and detailed dreams, but they always have a narrative structure,…
I Am Wondering About a Few Things
Maybe it’s because I am a marketing / search engine person (I have this company, in case you didn’t know, or in case someone you know needs a website or…