I Married the Voice of God
If you own a television or radio, or have any sort of access to the internet, and especially if you like the Discovery channel, chances are you’re familiar with my…
Truly Bizarre Things
Upate: Thanks, I’ll Pay Full Price
Just back from New York, where I have collected many new funny and strange anecdotes that will be appearing on this site soon. Here’s a list I made on the…
The Groovy Schwartzman
The Groovy Schwartzman is back by popular demand! Now, with new additions, both to the "regular names" and "celebrity names" section….feel free to reply with more! It starts with cupcakes.…
REAL PRODUCTS FROM THE 99 CENT STORE BY MY HOUSE, WHERE EVERYTHING IS 99 CENTS
1. Mrs. Freshley’s Cinnamon Buns 2. Pop Weaver Microwave Popped Corn! 3. Fancy Foods minced guava 4. Sunny Sea Imitation Abalone Bits 5. Sunny Sea Baby Cuttlefish 6. Eazy Squeeze…
REAL PRODUCTS FROM THE SKYMALL CATALOG
REAL PRODUCTS FROM THE SKYMALL CATALOG New! iJoy ZipConnect massage chair features awesome built-in alumunum-cone stereo speakers and subwoofer for your iPod or MP3! The Telescoping Duster removes distant cobwebs…
The Groovy Schwartzman, Part II
Groovy Nipples is sweeping the nation! Really. Approximately 800 people have read this story, I’ve gotten a bunch of new additions to the list, and today I got this email:…
Pegleg
Sometimes, it’s funny how far the universe will go, just to make me laugh. The other day I was answering what was probably my 400th email when I opened one…