Need a New Job?
Yesterday I was having a conversation with someone about something completely unrelated when the discussion turned to ice carving (like it inevitably does when you’re out in the professional world,…
Truly Bizarre Things
Unless You’re Over Thirty, This Probably Won’t Freak You Out.
I totally don’t want to go off on one of those “in my day things were different” rants, because of course, everybody thinks that, and frankly, I feel the EXACT…
Moldy Mold Mold.
BY LORI CULWELL So, I’m sure you remember how I’m afraid of food, since that’s the thing that people find absolutely HILARIOUS about me, as if they have no fears…
He Does Voices
I can’t believe I left out the most crucial moment of my story about the TV writer at the dog park last week– I think I got so focused on…
The Search for The Bourne Identity
So, ok, I don’t know why, but I am like, the last person left on earth who hasn’t seen any of the Bourne Identity movies. Not on cable, not on…
The Groovy Schwartzman, Part III
First off, if you haven’t been following the ongoing coverage of the bizarre names list, please click here to go back and get re-acquainted with a list of the weirdest…
You Say Airtight! I Say Prenup! Airtight! Prenup!
Yeah, someone needs to tell Charlie Sheen that it’s a bad idea for him to keep getting married. It’s not for everyone– some people are just better off single, right?…
I Guess She’s Not Keeping Her “Promises”
Once she sobers up, Lindsay Lohan is going to be pissed that her mugshot isn’t as good as Paris Hilton’s, don’t you think? Does anyone else think that, the way…
Yard Sale Day: Packed With Funny.
BY LORI CULWELL In preparation for our big move, we put some stuff aside to sell at a yard sale this morning. We got the second shift at a big…
Fantastically Weird Names
This is so great– Talk of the Nation did an "unusual names" show today (maybe inspired by Barack Obama), and they totally added some names to my Groovy Nipples list.…