Stephan and I are gearing up for the podcast where we tell you the "Greatest Airplane Story Ever Told," but in the meantime I noticed that there are, like, a zillion pictures of funny stuff in my phone, and I haven’t been writing about any of them. I’ve been taking more photos lately to cheer myself up, because too many days of bright sunshine in a row and I start to get the OPPOSITE of "Seasonal Affective Disorder," and I get all grumpy and depressed and start grumbling about "why’s it always 75 degrees here?" and "when’s it going to rain?" This is a delightful trait, I’m sure you’ll agree.
Anyhow, I spotted this Globe Magazine in a store last week, and took this photo because, well, there are so many funny things about it. Of course, it’s not funny if someone actually IS plotting to kill Doris Day, but…..I mean…..is this a Globe magazine from the 1950’s? If someone were really after Doris Day, wouldn’t they just need to go to whatever condo complex in Florida she’s probably living in? Why would there need to be an actual plot? Moreover, and I know I’m going to get some crap for saying this– is Doris Day still alive? If she is, by my calculations she would be approximately 85 years old, which means whoever’s plotting to kill her could really just wait for TIME to do the job for them. Know what I’m saying?
Or, is this like an "Old Conspiracies" edition of the Globe, and they’re also going to discuss the "trouble with the Reds" and stuff like that?