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Step Away from the Monkey
I'm sure by now you've heard the horrendous story about the guy in Ohio who had a wild animal preserve on his property and how he went a crazy and…
What is going on here, exactly?
OK, I'm too superstitious to actually come out and say it, but let's just say I think I just finished a book, and I have another book that is just…
No Prop Teeth!
Dude! In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'm still rewriting/ editing, and I hope to have some very good news regarding "finished books" very soon. So, in case…
Poop on the Highway (and fire in the sky)
The other day I was driving in Connecticut when I came upon a huge, HUGE traffic jam. I am not one of those “prurient interest rubberneck” people AT ALL, in…
Sick. Tired. Tripping BALLS.
So, I’m sick—did I mention? I think the cold/ fever I am experiencing now is moving rapidly through my system, and it’s certainly not as bad as sicknesses of the…
Curious George Gets an ID Card! How About That?
Hello again! I would like to explain my latest Funny Strange absence by simply throwing myself on my sword and saying “My friend had a baby on Monday, and I…
Books, Dammit!
OK, I thought I would just go ahead and include you in the other thing I’ve been working on, which has clearly been keeping me from my Funny Strange-ness. It’s…
The Saddest Little Borders Brochure, or “A Commentary on How People Kick You While You’re Down”
Thanks for your sympathy regarding my superstition attack. Projects are proceeding as usual (even though I talked about them), and I am back on the Funny Strange horse. Today I’d…
Superstition!
So, dude, I was going to come on here and tell you about the hurricane, and how it pretty much passed us by, and how lucky we were, and about…