Oscar Commentary: highlights
In case you weren’t watching the Oscars last night, good for you—the show was really boring. Actually, it wasn't just boring– it was unsurprising and safe to the point of…
Wasn’t gum originally intended to clean your mouth AFTER dessert?
This is odd, and I can’t say I like it. Dessert-flavored gum? Bluck.
I Have Questions.
I saw this product the other day in the grocery store while I was searching for cold medicine that would kill my fever without knocking me out (yes, I got…
I think my GPS is trying to kill me.
My GPS is trying to kill me.
That Explains It.
Conversation over the weekend: Me: Hey, I just got an email that they're closing that Borders over in Danbury. Maybe I'll go over there and get some books. Do you…
Pretty sure these are going to be stale
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Should’ve gotten a second opinion on the name…
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Hello! Serene Branson Needs An MRI, and CBS has to be kidding me
I don’t want to get all serious on you, and I know I’m supposed to be the comic relief in your life, but there’s this thing going around the internet,…
Wrong on so many levels
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Sucking Face.
Hey, happy valentine's day! Here is a picture of a heart-shaped Valentine's Day brownie that we got to celebrate the occasion, which will absolutely have been demolished by the time…