BY LORI CULWELL
I've been noticing alot of funny wireless network names lately, so naturally I have been keeping a list. Here are a few of the funnier ones.
"ButtFace McGee's Network"
"I HATE STEVE"
"Bruises Are Good"
"FBI Surveillance Van"
"Don't Even Think About It"
"Major of Crazytown"
I will be adding to this list as I find new and awesome names, so feel free to check back. What I think is so funny about this particular piece of funny is that it is actually not that easy to change your wireless network name, so you kind of have to be prepared with that name when the guy comes to put your cable/ modem/ wireless in, right? He's all "Do you care if your wireless name is CD8495?" and you're all "MAKE THE NAME I HATE STEVE," because you hate a guy named Steve so much, you want to remind yourself of that every single time you go on the internet. Is that healthy? Maybe you should look into the Sedona Method? You are going to hurt yourself if you don't let that shit go, dude. I assert that wireless network names are the new Rorschach test, and that you can tell a lot about a person from the name of their wireless network.
If you see a funny name, please feel free to leave it in the comments, or if you're brave, tell us the name of YOUR network. I will admit, ours is the name that the cable guy named it, indicating perhaps that when it was hooked up, I was so desperate for internet access, I was like "CALL IT WHATEVER YOU WANT, JUST NOT LINKSYS."
Also, in case you're in the mood for some funny, here is a clip from an Al Madrigal bit about this very subject, although is it very not safe for work, so be warned. That clip is from his show called "Why is the Rabbit Crying?" which is super funny and which I would really recommend.
