BY LORI CULWELL
You guys! Stephan has been writing some hilarious lists over on his Thing a Day Project website. Here is my favorite one so far:
“Late Career Bands” #lists
The Ben Folds into a Business Class Seat and Tries to Get Some Sleep
Lou Gramm and the 20-Something Guys Who Until Recently Had Never Heard of Lou Gramm
Brett Michaels and Hopefully a New Liver
Hall and Joyce Carol Oates
Steve Perry and the Royalty Checks
The Other Guy from Wham!
Billy Corgan and Nobody Appreciates Actual Decent Music Anymore
The “They Didn’t Leave Me Any Royalties” Phil Lesh Ensemble
The Robert Smith Middle-Aged Goth Clown Tour
Tom Waits Sits and Bullshits Over a Piano
Europe Plays That One Hit They Had Over and Over
Sting & His Own Delightful Farts
Shane MacGowan and the HOLY FUCKING CHRIST HE’S STILL ALIVE Quartet
Sebastian Bach and His Homophobic Solo Fiery Bus Crash to Hell
Travis Tritt and the Easy State Fair Pussy
Bob Dylan and the Everyone’s Certified in CPR
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