I've been saving these up for a long time, because I like to do a whole post dedicated to weird photos, and I like to take the cream of the crop for your Friday.
Like Summer Balls, people. Summer. Balls.
Not just summer balls (and cheap summer balls, at that). Summer balls that are special enough to deserve their OWN SIGN, made in a computer, thus compounding the funny by at least 1,000.
Here's another totally great sign that I saw in the drugstore. I'm sure this news is supposed to be hopeful, but I still find it weird that there's a whole sign dedicated to it:
I didn't want to make it so obnoxiously large that it would take up the whole screen, so I'll just tell you, and you can enlarge if you want.
It says:
Coming in April!
Incontinence undergarments now made in styles for men and women!
Here's a photo I took, that I specifically had to wait until this guy left his car for fear that he would, I don't know, throw me in the back and take me to court? Apparently he is a MOBILE LAWYER, IN CASE YOU NEED A MOBILE LAWYER.
This is a little confusing to me. Wouldn't the time for this be AFTER you've gotten the speeding ticket? You don't need him now– you're parked in the parking lot of South Coast Plaza. I'm guessing he does a fine business, though, or he would not have such a fancily adorned automobile. Wow!
I saw this one in my local Starbucks, where they were doing this charity fundraiser thing for the troops. They wanted you to buy coffee, then put it in the box so they could send it to the troops, right? Sounds good in theory.
Only, I had to stand in line for a long time to get MY coffee, so I got
to think this altruism all the way through, and I decided that it is
probably not a good idea to send COFFEE to our soldiers overseas,
because they are probably jumpy enough with the gunfire and rockets and
tanks and constant threat of death and all. Or, maybe some of that
coffee is decaf. I didn't really look in the box once I started
laughing.
Ashley P. and her funny boyfriend sent this one to me a long time ago, and I bet they thought I erased it, when actually I was saving it in a folder called "Funny Photos," and was waiting just for a post like this.
Just so you know, if you come across a restaurant, and that restaurant is called "SPITZ– Home of the DONOR KEBAB," you definitely should send that to me, so we can all laugh and scratch our heads. Donor kebab? Really? What exactly are they selling in this restaurant? Has no one informed them how gross the words "spitz" and "donor kebab" sound together? What is their restaurant grade? I want to know.
Lastly, it's finally happened. The economy has gotten so bad that SOFAS THEMSELVES ARE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS!
Wow, I never thought I'd see the day that a whole class of furniture was just GONE. Sofas are going, man. It's a sad fact. Apparently WOOD IS ALSO GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.