by Lori Culwell

IMG_3333I think the central question here is:  “What are we meaning by ‘IT’ in this
scenario?  Also, there are a lot of
periods in this paragraph.  This is a
classic example of too much high-concept writing on what should be a simple
sign, so really, the meaning is lost.

Also, aren’t they saying some things that you would kind of
take for granted in a food store? 
Like….aren’t they SUPPOSED to make “it” the way I want “it” and not cut
corners?    Can’t I confidently assume
that ANY place I’m buying food is using the freshest ingredients?  The fact that they are calling this out kind
of skeeves me out retrospect for food stores that aren’t broadcasting their use
of fresh ingredients. 

This kind of reminds me of this Chris Rock bit “YOU’RE
SUPPOSED TO,” which I would put up, but it’s a little too non-PC for my PG-13
Funny Strange readership, so if you’re curious, I would Google or YouTube
it.  

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