OK, since I have placed the words “DOWNTON SPOILER” in the
title of this post, and since the Downton Abbey season finale aired last night,
and since it is now available on the website, and since it already aired last
year in the UK, and since everyone on Facebook is talking about it, I don’t
want to hear ONE WORD FROM ANY OF YOU about how I “spoiled” Downton Abbey for
you. If you are spoiled, the spoiling
is all on your side of the table, ok?
I’m about to start talking about it, so I’m giving you one
more chance to LOOK AWAY if you haven’t watched it yet.
Are we ready?
OK, so—by now you
know that Matthew Crowley was killed in
the season finale of Season Three of Downton Abbey. Because I was interested in learning more
about the show and its actors, I actually spoiled this for myself months ago by
reading several interviews with Dan Stevens (who played Matthew) about how his
decision to quit the show, so I wasn’t really feeling very sad to see him go,
to be honest with you. Stephan created
a hilarious meme graphic to express our outrage.
Friends, I think we must go back in time to my rant about
Mischa Barton and other people who throw away what they have, and how irresponsible I think it is for an actor to quit a hit
show. I'm going to link to that post even though it will probably awaken the Mischa Barton Fan Club who will come here and leave nasty comments for me, because even after six years, I maintain my stance that MISCHA BARTON IS A BAD ACTRESS WHO WAS LUCKY TO EVEN BE ON THE O.C. Let me qualify this by telling you that I know
many working actors, some of whom have been on hit shows (and some of whom are
on hit shows now), so I think I can authoritatively say that before an actor gets
on a hit show, they have done literally THOUSANDS of auditions, have been in a
bunch of failed pilots, have done more guest spots than they would care to
count, and have just really been hanging in there, playing the game and waiting
for a hit. That is part of the reason I
think it is so absurd when a previously unknown actor like Dan Stevens leaves a
show like Downton Abbey because he can’t wait to move on to bigger and better
things. Dan Stevens has barely
established his brand equity in the U.S.
Downton Abbey has only been a known commodity in the past couple of
years, and I don’t know who is advising Stevens or if he has gone rogue, but
this is just not a good idea, no matter how you slice it.
While we were discussing this, Stephan mentioned the adage
of “Stages of Fame.” Here, we will apply
this to the now-unemployed Dan Stevens, who did not sign on for Season Four of Downton because he was
moving on to “other projects,” and whose Broadway play has already closed, so
we can already see how that is going for him.
This would be the life-cycle of a castable actor in the entertainment
industry, which has a slightly longer life than that of a fruit fly.
Casting people/ producers say:
- Who is Dan Stevens?
- Get me Dan Stevens!
- Get me a Dan Stevens type!
- Get me a young Dan Stevens!
- Who is Dan Stevens?
So, there you go. I have the same exact feeling about Jessica
Brown Finlay (Lady Sybil, who also quit and was also killed off this
season). I also would like to mention
that I fully agree with producer Julian Fellowes’ decision to kill these
characters off instead of simply writing them off the show. You quit a show like that, I’m sorry, you
don’t deserve a way back in if you change your mind. This also holds true for Jessica
Brown Finlay. They quit, it wouldn’t have made sense (especially
for Matthew) to be alive in that world but to not be a part of that family, so
now they’re dead. What would you have
done if you were Julian Fellowes? Here’s
an article about his decision, in case you’re curious.
I also would loved to have been a fly on the wall when Maggie Smith heard about those two leaving the show. I am 100% sure she made the face pictured above.