Stop It, You Real Estate Sweet Talker!
I don't know if you know this about me, but I like buying real estate. I like it so much, in fact, that in addition to the place where we…
Hey, did you want to try Netflix? How about while you’re already using Netflix?
Last night I was putting Netflix in my Netflix queue when…..a Netflix pop-up ad popped up. I don't even think I need to explain all the subtle layers of funny…
A Random Dance Your Ass Off Analysis, Just for Fun.
I find "Dance Your Ass Off" at once fascinating and exploitative. Let's discuss. I've never actually watched a dance competition show before, nor have I ever seen the Biggest…
My washing machine is broken, and other totally interesting things.
So, about two weeks ago (while I was in the middle of the Busiest Two Months Ever) my washing machine started making this grinding noise that, being an expert washing…
So, where were we?
Well well well! I finally finished my book tour and have managed to get myself down from three giant piles of sh$t on my desk to one, which I…