Latisse….because you’re insane.
Anyhow, while I was watching TV I saw a commercial that reminded me that awhile ago, I was going to go on a rant about, like, “What’s going on with these drugs, the side effects of which are worse than the conditions they’re supposed to be treating?” This is a topic I like to mention, actually– oh, you’re going to treat my eczema by giving me tuberculosis? No thanks! But, then I saw a new one to add to the list– eyelash enhancer that can CHANGE THE COLOR OF YOUR EYES or mess you up in other ways. FDA-enhanced EYELASH ENHANCER. For your thin eyelashes. Because you are insane and have never heard of “Mascara” or “False eyelashes for special occasions,” and what you want is something that you put on your eyelashes for eight weeks, and then your eyelashes get a little thicker, and then they fall out, because guess what? Eyelashes fall out.
Here is a sample, in case you’re still skeptical. It’s all good– I don’t let it get me down. I also like how this photo makes my eye look like an eye from the movie “Psycho.” “Wendy…..I’m Home!”
So blonde and thin that my husband’s long, dark, natural eyelashes taunt me with their supermodel-like effortlessness (side note, when I mention how jealous I am of his eyelash superiority, he rolls his eyes and says “dude, I have no f%*^ing hair). And….guess what? I’m totally ok with them just the way they are. So basically, I’m the target audience for this product, and even I think it sounds dangerous and dumb. I learned to wear makeup, and when I don’t feel like it, I go out without it on, and I don’t even give a crap. Eyelashes are the least of your worries and I can’t believe they’ve actually invented a product that you would purposely rub on your eyes to enhance them that might change your eye color, darken the skin around your eyes, or eye itching, dryness, or redness. No no no!
Yeah, he doesn’t even have to try. WTF? No eyelash curler, no mascara, nothing.
Also, why is Brooke Shields the spokesperson for this product? Is she somehow implying that she needs this product, because (how to say this delicately) based on the size of her eyebrows, I doubt Brooke Shields is a woman who needs a hair-enhancement product. Do you know what I mean? I watched the “Video Diary” on the site and apparently she damaged her own eyelashes over the years and used Latisse to grow them back. Meh, okay– but, dude, you’re Brooke Shields, famous for eyebrows and Calvins and beautifulness. I doubt anyone was even noticing your thinning eyelashes.
Update: as a result of my ranting about Latisse on this post, I actually learned about some new eyelash-boosting products that I am going to try. Revitalash and Maximumlash seem to be getting the best reviews (from the comments below), so here is a link to those as well as some others.
Why anyone would purposefully put permanent dye that close to their eyeball is beyond me, but I also think allowing a plastic surgeon to put a scalpel near the eyeball is beyond insane. Because, seriously, what if he sneezes? Not so good.
Okay, so I saw the commercial a couple of weeks ago..Brooke is at a party, blah, blah. They talk about growing eyelashes, I am intrigued, because I, like you, have no eyelashes. However, once they mentioned the eye color thing, I freaked out. I ran to the office to tell my husband that I had found my miracle, and seconds later it was dashed away. I am all for longer, fuller…but I like my eye color, and my vision. I will stay ghost girl.
Have you ladies heard of any other eyelash products??? I am a consumer of all things beauty and have worked in the cosmetics industry for quite some time. I have been using Revitalash since it came out a couple years ago and have been very happy with my results. I can actually see a difference. I wanted to let other know that I have not experienced any of the side effects stated by latisse (although anything is possible) and the cost is much more reasonable. Not to mention it can be purchased through your salon/spa because it is strictly a cosmetic!!
When I saw that ad, I was baffled. And I thought “How brilliant (and sick): drug companies have found a way to cash in on women feeling insecure about parts of their body no one will ever notice.” So, Latisse, please accept my kudos – and my undying hatred.
I got amazing results with Revitalash because my lashes reached their full potential its already long thick and fuller for just 12weeks.i could say that this product is truly effective and I will definitely recommend this
I haven’t tried this brand. I’m using revitalash now and so far satisfied with it. I really noticed how it naturally enhanced my lashes. I got compliments all the time. kodus to revitalash. Thanks! i’m loving it.
Like Rhoda I haven’t tried Latisse. I am also using Revitalash and I never saw any changer is the color of my skin or eyes. It works as promised and it really is nice to see how good we look with gorgeous lashes.
For me, I only trust one product on my lashes and it is Revitalash too. I’ve been using this for a while now and I can see that my lashes are fuller and longer. I didn’t see any signs of irritations. This product is safe since experts doctors created this. I’ll never switch to other brands…
That’s right Brenda. Revitalash aids us to have luscious lashes. It’s really amazing that people think of others too. Creating such amazing product to help other girls like us is really amazing. Thanks to the creator of Revitalash a lot of satisfied girls are very proud and are walking in beauty and confidence.
i love it at http://www.revitalash.com
Hi got Revitalash last january it has done wonders to me. I’m very satisfied. I haven’t had any allergies or side effects. I’m glad to see you guys like it too.
Hi, Well for me, I only use Maximumlash and its a great experience. I have thin and brittle lashes and Within 4-6 weeks, I can see that my lashes went fuller and longer. I’m really loving this product. I cant wait to see the results for the next couple of weeks.
Well, I also got amazing results with Maximumlash. It made my lashes reached its maximum potential and I’m really loving it. I feel more beautiful and confident.
I’m using their eyelash conditioner for my lashes and I am a satisfied customer of revitalash. I can say that this company had a heart kind because they also donate money to cancer research, and will give a FREE tube to cancer survivors.
Good thing My cousin told me about Maximumlash. It’s really effective because it made my lashes fuller and longer. I think my wish is coming true with Maximumlash. I really wanted to have stunning lashes.
I’ve been getting lots of compliments however not for maximumlash my lady. Well to share the experience I had with eyelash enhancers, I tried several brands and only found satisfaction when I first started using the revitalash eyelash enhancer and it’s been almost a year and does not have the plans to switch to another brand. I am really happy on how my lashes looks by now. Thanks to revitalash, I am loving it!!!
I agree Lois. Maximumlash enhance my lashes to look fuller and longer. I’m a teacher and I noticed that none of students are skipping classes anymore. I think they want to see my gorgeous and stunning beauty, so funny.
MaximumLash really makes a difference with how we look. It made me wanna go out more so that people will see the difference.
I love how revitalash works for me. I look so different now, better and sexier. lol!
I’m so glad my mom gave me revitalash on my BDay! I just love how my lashes look right now!
I just went out to get my second tube on Maximumlash. I found great results on this product that’s why i’ll keep patronizing this product.
That’s pretty awesome Beverly. I also found amazing results with Maximumlash. Count me in for patronizing this product.
Put me on the list Janet. Im a Maximumlash fan too. Its really amazing how it nourished my lashes. I just apply it once a day and the results are amazing…..
Really?!! How much is the market price of maximum lash? Hope it’s offered in the market with a reasonable price just like what I am using for a year now, Revitalash eyelash conditioner, affordable and is worth the price for it’s effectiveness. Really made a big difference to my lushes.. Haven’t seen Maximulash as well, I’ll try to search it in the net.
Wow Mikee. That’s wonderful. I’m gonna start using Maximumlash this week. I hope I can get same results like yours.
revitalash gives me this kind of fulfillment. I was impressed on the result because my lashes are naturally long and thick I have never been so satisfied with a beauty product before only now.
Hi Germaine! What I can say is that you’ll never regret trying MaximumLash. It is so worth the wait..
I agree with Danielle. I’ve never regretted using MaximumLash. It really gives great results. Amazing!
as of right now I’m using revitalash and my eyelashes are close to double the length they were originally since the 1st day of may. I was happy that the price is affordable which I can make sure that I can maintain this product.
so far using revitalash conditoner, I haven’t experienced any itching side effects. it works perfectly for me. hope it does also to you guys.
switched to revitalash last month. and so far its been great!!
Well, I found the perfect match for my lashes and its Maximumlash. It gave stunning lashes that my husband and kids really appreciate. Thanks Maximumlash.
I only use Maximumlash and it works superb. It simply made my lashes stunning.
It’s something I dream of as a kid to have stunning lashes.Words really can’t express my feelings right now.This dream came true when I met Maximumlash.
I now have longer, fuller, darker lashes that I’ve always wanted because of Maximumlash and I got this just in 4 weeks. WOW.
Im really impressed how Maximumlash changed me. It nourished my dull lashes to fuller and longer.
Like you guys I am using MaximumLash, and I agree with you that it really impresses us with how stunning the results will be.I’m so glad I chose MaximumLash.
My dream also came true which is to have luscious lashes with the help of Maximumlash. So better grab it now.
Germaine, you had a right choice. You’ll never regret using it. I can truly say that MaximumLash has guaranteed results.
Nothing else can make lashes stunning but Maximumlash. I was electrified when I saw my lashes fuller and longer within just 4 weeks. Its just amazing.
I’m so happy I chose Maximumlash which made my lashes look fuller and longer. For me, this is the only product with high performance formula which nourishes lashes to reach its full potential. Great job Maximumlash.
I agree Amanda! MaximumLash really performs as it should. My lashes are now as gorgeous as what models have.
there are a lot of products out there that promises a lot of things. but revitalash has been the only product that kept their promise. MY lashes are now fuller and healthier.
so far using revitalash conditoner, I haven’t experienced any itching side effects. it works perfectly for me. hope it does also to you guys.
Us girls need to look our best, but we don’t need to spend so much money and effort for make-up products. Try to use Revitalash and you are assured that in no time you will realize that you are no longer spending so much just for a mascara stick.
I would highly recommend Maximumlash. With Maximumlash, my dull and thin lashes became stunning within just 4 weeks. I received a lot of compliments and admiration with my new luscious lashes.
Everytime I look in the mirror, I see a different person which is more confident and beautiful than before. These changes was because of Maximumlash which gave me stunning lashes that everyone loved
I’ve been using MaximumLash for 5 months now and it made a great change not just with how I look but also with how I feel about myself. And I never had irritations or discolorations either. Just stunning lashes. It’s all thanks to MaximumLash
I’m really happy with the results I get from Maximumlash. Well for me its a record breaker which made my lashes fuller and longer within just 4 weeks.
Well, Only one brand gave me satisfaction and striking results, and that is Maximumlash. Great product and very much affordable.
No more need for false eyelashes, extensions or irritating fibers.You can get similar looking results for your own natural lashes. Just one application daily and within four to six weeks you will have fuller, thicker and healthier looking lashes. Really very true I can prove it to you……and its only from MaximumLash!
Try Maximumlash and you’ll get better, prettier eyelashes! I know I did!
I too had amazing lashes because of MaximumLash. It really made me look prettier.
Its our 4thanniversary, and I luv how I look. My hubby likes my sexy look. lol tnx to maximum lash
day after day my lashes seems to be improving from being dull to a now healthier lashes.
Thanks to maximum lash
Well, only maximumlash aided me unleashed the maximum potential on my lashes. My lashes appear longer and thicker than ever before just within 4 weeks of use. Nothing compares with Maximumlash.
I really love Maximumlash. I dont wear false lashes or lash extenders anymore. Just one application a day, it made my lashes stunning which a lot noticed and complimented. Two thumbs up for Maximumlash.
I’m ditching my old tube for Maximumlash. I love the effects of Maximumlash on my eyes..fuller, longer and darker eyelashes!
Wow, I couldn’t believe my eyes.Just after 4 weeks of use on Maximumlash, my lashes went longer and fuller. I’m still stunned till now when I look at myself in the mirror. I’m really amazed and so happy with my new look. Good thing I chose Maximumlash!!!
I feel like I’m a different girl since I got stunning lashes. No one can stop me on things I wanna get. I feel more confident and always in control. Thanks Maximumlash for making me a new me.
MaximumLash really made wonders on my face. That’s why I’ll never switch to other products anymore…
Before I started using MaximumLash I spend hours in front of the mirror. Now after using it for 6 months, all I need is powder and lipstick and I’m good to go. No need to spend a lot of time trying to make my lashes look naturally long and full with a mascara. MaximumLash really made my dream lash come true!!
Only Maximumlash guarantees fuller and longer eyelashes. I’m never switchin’…
Well, I never expected that I can achieve fuller and longer lashes. With the help of Maximumlash, my childhood dream finally came true! Thanks Maximumlash.
Lately, I got a lot of compliments with my new look. My friends and family noticed that my lashes went fuller and longer which made me more beautiful and sexier. I can explain how happy I am. I;m really glad that I chose Maximulash for my lashes. No regrets at all.
For me, Maximumlash is the best brand which gives out longer and fuller lashes. I thought my lashes don’t have a chance at all but Maximumlash proved me wrong. I was amazed and stunned with the results.
Hi everyone great news to all MaximumLash users and to those not yet using this product this is a great opportunity now to avail. Coz they have a promotion. Buy your MaximumLash at Walgreens.com and fax in your receipt and your entitled to get a $10 rebate check. Offer good until Novermber 20th only! Hurry avail now!
Hi you guys great news. If you buy a maximumlash at walgreens.com and fax in their receipt you will get a ten dollar rebate check.offer good until nov. 20 only.
This is great news! if you buy a maximumlash at walgreens.com and fax in their receipt you will get a ten dollar rebate check. Offer is upto Nov 20 2010 only..
I bought Maximumlash at Walgreens.com and was surprised that there is a $10 rebate check by faxing the receipt. I was glad I clicked on their link when I was searching. The offer is still good up to November 20. So I guess you better drop by at Walgreens.com now! Thanks Maximumlash for this early Christmas surprise.
Im so happy I was able to catch up the promo on the $10 rebate check when buying Maximumlash at walgreens.com. I quickly went to walgreens.com when I heard the news. There’s still time left. The promo will end today. Hurry up girls and visit walgreens.com and go buy Maximumlash to avail the promo.
Maximumlash is great as it started to grow my eyelashes on the sides as well. I used it 2x a day initially. I’ve been using it for over 2 months and the tube is still going.
I use the product because one of my friends had great results! and now I am so happy! whoever sees me compliments me on the lashes! Thank you maximumlash!.
hey! maximumlash has a promotion. Buy your MaximumLash at Walgreens.com and fax in your receipt and your entitled to get a $10 rebate check. hurry there is still time to buy. Offer good until today November 20.
Thanks Maximumlash for making my lashes stunning plus the early Christmas promo on a $10 rebate check if you buy Maximumlash at walgreens.com. You never fail to satisfy me. I already sent my receipt to this corporate fax number 866-466-7909. I’m just excited for the next surprise.
Well, Maximumlash worked great on me. It gave me stunning lashes in just 4 weeks. Its very safe to use. I got no irritations. I feel tingling on my eyes for couple of days only and just went away. I would highly recommend Maximumlash!
Price and value is all in maximum lash. Its worth it. I’m glad I tried it, and I’ve been using it ever since.
fuller and healthier lashes is what I like about maximum lash. I’m on my second week already and I have seen dramatic results.
I heard about the promo on Maximumlash and I quickly went at wallgreens.com to get one. I already fax my receipt at 866-466-7909 to get my $10 rebate check. I hope this will be extended or there will be another promo! Maximumlash is just astonishing.
Hope the promo on Maximumlash is still on cause I want to get another tube for a gift to my mom. Any new or updates about the promo? If it already ended, I will still get one since my mom really wanted to have gorgeous lashes like mine.
I’m proud to say that I’m a Maximumlash user by heart. Rock on Maximumlash. Nothing gave me electrifying results than this.
Wow, Maximumlash is just an amazing product. A lot of girls are switching to Maximumlash and I’m actually one of them. Can’t wait to have luxurious lashes!
Maximumlash is best eyelash enhancer for me and that is based on my experiences. No plans to switch to a different brand.
Well, I couldn’t agree more with regard to Maximumlash. It just made me more beautiful because of my stunning lashes. I think I can glamour anybody with my looks!
This is the product the I’ve been waiting for. It made me look gorgeous with my fuller and darker lashes. I finally found it and i’ll never ever switch. Thanks Maximumlash!
With my great looks, no man can ever say no. Big thanks to Maximumlash for turning me into a confident and a beautiful lady.