You Know– for the “Average Size Stump”

Here's another example of "Stuff I Don't Understand in Home Depot."   Is this a bottle of some kind of magic potion, or perhaps acid?   Because I was to understand (in my limited knowledge of stumps) that stumps actually need to be removed by professionals, using tools.  Of course, I grew up in Southern California in a planned community, so I can't make any claims to actually having ever sawed or chopped any trees, and I have certainly never had to deal with a stump problem of any kind, so I guess I just find this fascinating in a logistical kind of way.

Soooo…..this product makes the stump decompose, is that it?  What do you then do with a decomposing stump?  Do you hire someone who has a stumpgrinder to come and take care of that for you?

You'll notice that, since living on the east coast, I now know that "stumpgrinder" is a thing.  Hey look, my world view is expanding!

Anyhow, I also would like to point out that this bottle specifies that it "Treats one average size stump."  I'd say "Average" is a pretty arbitrary unit of measurement, wouldn't you?  What's funny about this is that they probably added that to the packaging for "Stump-Out" when people called them repeatedly, yelling about how "Stump-Out didn't work on my huge stump!"   They probably had stump meetings about what to do about this, and declared that saying "average size stump" would have to suffice.  Hilarious, just because of the number of times the people in that office must say the word "stump" every day.

And yes, in case you were thinking this, I can make 250 words out of almost any topic.