Mr. Peanut is Freaking Me Out, Man!
Last night I saw this freaky Planter’s commercial where I noticed a brand-new, redesigned, super modern Mr. Peanut. He looks like this:
Whoa! Does Mr. Peanut have a steroid problem now? Why does he look this way?
Remember when he looked like this?
Overall I’m going to say that the new Mr. Peanut looks like one of those puppets from “Team America.” Why does he need to look this realistic?
Because I am weird, I started texting the New Mr. Peanut around to friends, and here were some of the responses I got:
“Whoa! I think I just became allergic to peanuts.”
“Is Mr. Peanut on cortisone? Why is his neck so fat?”
“He looks like Joseph Kennedy about to do something horrible.”
Please feel free to leave your hilarious Mr. Peanut caption in the comments.