You guys. How can I put this without being a jerk?
Um….is Ryan Lochte being punished for something? Like, is this a PSA in exchange for probation? Because if not, I'm wondering why a grown man would see this footage and not think, "Wow, this makes me look like I'm a complete and total idiot."
I'm serious. At some points I think he might be trying to be funny, but then if you watch him, it becomes painfully clear that actually IS below average intelligence. I'm wondering– why did anyone on his management team think this was a good idea? I don't think this is going to help his brand equity, like, at all. Would you buy something that was endorsed by him if you knew he was this much of an ignorant douchebag?
