I feel I must give this exciting event enough screen time. STEPHAN COX is one of the finalists in the caption contest for this week's New Yorker, people! Here is the comic:
Here is his caption: “You’ll find we do things a little differently here in accounts swimmable.”
Here is the link so you can go and vote, because if he wins, he'll be in The New Yorker on June 6th, too, and this is almost too exciting for me, because I keep squealing with joy for no reason, and on Monday I went to a Barnes & Noble and bought ALL THE COPIES THEY HAD. Seriously, it's really hard to get into the New Yorker. When they called to tell him his caption was a finalist, his phone rang, but there was NO NUMBER ON THE PHONE. Not just a "blocked" number, people. NO NUMBER. The New Yorker is totally all Black Ops, dude!
Seriously, vote for it and share it, please! You know you want to be able to say you actually know someone who won the caption contest, right? That makes you TWO DEGREES FROM THE NEW YORKER.
