4545_1150514170369_1453060953_389671_1840269_n So, you know what?  I am totally a big enough
person to admit when I was wrong.
 
As it turns out, Anonymous Comment Writer whose
comment I was making fun of yesterday turned out to be kidding about my Ironic
Use of Words, and I just took it wrong and ended up talking smack about them. 
Bad writer!   Bad!   Turns out, they think I"m funny, and they are actually
entertained by the fact that sometimes I malign products and this
generates ads for the very things I am slandering.   They were even nice enough to explain this in another comment posted to the very blog post where I was slandering THEM.  Wow.  That is a cool person.
 
Yikes.  I guess the only thing to do is apologize
and move on, eh?  Stephan will vouch for the fact that I have been married long
enough to have uttered the words "I was wrong" more than once, and I am doing
that now.  Also, if it makes you feel any better, I totally got taken to task by
one of my friends from high school for my frequent use of the improper word
"alot" in my writing, like "why should I be picking on someone else when I am
using wrong grammar anyway?"  I also will say "touche" to that one, as I am a
flagrant invoker of poetic license when it comes to the word "alot" and several
others.  It's true, I shouldn't even be throwing stones.  I suppose I just try
to take the pain of rejection and turn it into something funny, people!  Laugh
through the pain! 
 
On a totally different note, I am doing a reading
in the desert on Friday, in the same mall where I used to work in high school, at a Barnes & Noble that did not even exist when I lived there.. 
After that I am attending (crashing?) the Class of 89 reunion that is occurring
this weekend, even though I graduated after that and have no business being
there.  Look for me in pictures on Facebook.  I will be the one with the pale
eyelashes, misusing the word "alot."

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