So, um—the Prius. The
one that I drove cross country? Now I am
afraid to drive it, because it might do this.
I’m not joking, ever since that San Diego guy’s car careened out of
control, now every time I get in my car (which, by the way, is the exact same
year, make, and model as his), I drive on the right side of the road and look
for safe places to crash, in case I feel the “runaway accelerator” kick in.
I’m serious, people.
I am looking for places to crash because I figure crashing while going
40 is preferable to letting it go all the way to 90, right?
The logical conclusion would be to get rid of the car and
just get another one, which I’m happy to do. Only I can’t, because of oh, so
many good reasons. Here are a few:
1.
You can’t
really sell a Prius right now, and you know how I hate to lose money. But, ok, even if I declare this a “money is
green paper” moment, overlook the fact that I might actually take a huge loss
AND sell someone a car that has the potential to careen out of control, there’s
always the next factor, which is
2.
I don’t have a New York State driver’s license,
so I can’t even go out and buy or lease a car right now. Nope.
Can’t trade in my car, which by the way I have to re-register in the
State of New York, which by the way I can’t do unless I have a New York State
driver’s license.
ALSO
3.
Turns out I can’t get a New York State driver’s license because I don’t
have the ORIGINAL COPY OF MY SOCIAL SECURITY CARD. Are you following this? I just want to go to the store to get some
sparkling water, people, and I’m afraid to do it in my own car, and I can’t get
a new car because of a bureaucratic mess that’s piling up on itself like a
seven-layer dip at a Superbowl party. No
social security card, no NY State driver’s license, no new car. In case you’re all like “why don’t you have
a copy of your Social Security Card, everyone should have that,” please let me
remind you that my mother is deceased, and when I cleaned out the house where I
grew up, I was unable to locate some of these important records. So, put that in your pipe and smoke it.
So, what do I do?
That’s right. On Friday, I had to get in my “Prius Panic,
potential to careen out of control at any moment car and drove to the Social Security
Administration in Connecticut, where I applied for a new card, and was told
that I should expect to wait TEN TO FOURTEEN DAYS. After that I can apply for a new driver’s
license, and if my car hasn’t careened out of control by then, I might be able
to drive it to a dealership to get another car.
So, my question to you is this: once this bureaucratic morass is figured out,
what do I do with the Prius? Should I
sit on it until Toyota solves this problem?
Trade it in and take a huge bath for something that isn’t even my
fault?
By the way, in case you’re curious, I did call Toyota (both
the dealership and the 1-800 number where of course I did not get a live
person), and was told that the matter was “under investigation” both by Toyota
and by NHTSA, and that if I wanted, I could sell it back to them at wholesale,
which made me want to punch someone in the face repeatedly, or maybe slam down
the phone over and over again, just to hear it make that satisfying “hangup”
noise.
At any rate, by the time I get another car, I’m pretty sure
they’re going to have issued another recall (at least that’s what the Wall
Street Journal is saying), so it will probably get fixed , and this
ridiculousness will just be a distant memory.
And, of course I am super grateful that I just drove all the way across
the country in a 2008 Prius without incident.
But, it would be really, really nice if Toyota would just buy these cars
back at market rate, since they’re the negligent ones, don’t you think?
Also, what kind of car do you think the president of Toyota
drives? I’m guessing it’s not a Prius.